Sickboy's Infirmary

An internet friend of mine told me I'd get lots of exposure on Tumblr and that they give out book deals on the hour. The only employment I need is a blowjob and the last time I heard exposure in a sentence it was because some hiker died from it. I do this stuff for fun.

Apr 7
For unicornwolflazersfuckyou

For unicornwolflazersfuckyou
Posted at 10:22pm

Mar 29
In the biscuits, sho nuff.

In the biscuits, sho nuff.
Posted at 9:40am

Mar 28
I keep my blogs better organized than my sock drawer (which technically includes a portion of the floor at the foot of my bed). I made Sickboy’s Infirmary in response to the pressure I felt while trying to post serious attempts at fiction.

I keep my blogs better organized than my sock drawer (which technically includes a portion of the floor at the foot of my bed). I made Sickboy’s Infirmary in response to the pressure I felt while trying to post serious attempts at fiction.
Posted at 8:30pm

The toilet humor continues, but this time it comes in a new shape… A shape you choose! With Poopy Time Fun Shapes!

The toilet humor continues, but this time it comes in a new shape… A shape you choose! With Poopy Time Fun Shapes!
Posted at 6:03pm

If I am on the phone I pee onto the side, if I am alone I pee in concentric circles in an attempt to make the water turn into a whirlpool. If I am really drunk, I am lucky if I make it into the toilet at all and don’t settle for easier targets like the bathtub or floor.

If I am on the phone I pee onto the side, if I am alone I pee in concentric circles in an attempt to make the water turn into a whirlpool. If I am really drunk, I am lucky if I make it into the toilet at all and don’t settle for easier targets like the bathtub or floor.
Posted at 12:37pm

Mmmmmmmmm Cheese Cake

Mmmmmmmmm Cheese Cake
Posted at 7:32am

Mar 27
I still don’t think Clay Aiken (for a squirtin) is gay. It is most likely some elaborate stunt to boost publicity for his new album. If you believe Clay is gay, I know a couple other rockstars who are gay too. Like Freddie Ladies Man Mercury or Rob the Motorboat Halford… LoL ya right!

I still don’t think Clay Aiken (for a squirtin) is gay. It is most likely some elaborate stunt to boost publicity for his new album. If you believe Clay is gay, I know a couple other rockstars who are gay too. Like Freddie Ladies Man Mercury or Rob the Motorboat Halford… LoL ya right!
Posted at 10:13pm

I am fresh off the boat with that long on the boat odor. I just set foot into this blog world and I have been jabbing at settings like a fucking ewok poking princess layuh while saying ‘jub jub’. It’s going to take some time getting used to this, but I hope one day I manage to set it up enough so I can get back to being lazy. PS I feel a little like this picture.

I am fresh off the boat with that long on the boat odor. I just set foot into this blog world and I have been jabbing at settings like a fucking ewok poking princess layuh while saying ‘jub jub’. It’s going to take some time getting used to this, but I hope one day I manage to set it up enough so I can get back to being lazy. PS I feel a little like this picture.
Posted at 7:29pm

I’ve been working on a creative writing project for fun where I write mini bios for all of the characters from the game Guess Who. Don’t judge my personal character on the grounds that most of the bios involve sexual dysfunctions and criminal behavior. Check it out here: http://project-guess-who.blogspot.com/

I’ve been working on a creative writing project for fun where I write mini bios for all of the characters from the game Guess Who. Don’t judge my personal character on the grounds that most of the bios involve sexual dysfunctions and criminal behavior.

Check it out here: http://project-guess-who.blogspot.com/
Posted at 7:05pm

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